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  • GrapeFest 2008 fixed recipe competition

    the recipe for the wine to be judged at GrapeFest 2008 is as follows:


    Prune Juice Wine

    DAY1 Place prunes in primary add sugar citric acid and raisins Stir and leave for 24 hours add yeast and cover

    DAY2 Stir must...feel slightly queasy

    DAY3 Stir must...feel even more queasy

    DAY4 Stir must...stomach cramps

    DAY5 rack to secondary..........involuntary muscle spasms

    DAYS 6-10 more of the same

    DAY11 check S.G. feel need to buy fresh underwear

    DAY16 stabilize feel need to avoid sneezing

    DAY21 bottle take sneak preview taste later in day have explosive toilet episode

    DAY32 re-bottle due to unsightly sediment take sneaky taste later in day blame unearthly smells on the dog

    DAY42 again rebottle due to smell permeating through glass take sneak taste later in day dog points at YOU regarding smells

    DAY48 buy new underwear rehouse dog who by this time is making fun of you constantly

    DAY52 cat moves out

    DAY62 win gold medal in winemaker mag competition

    DAY73 confuse panel of experts in blind taste test who all swear it is a Rioja

    DAY102 use to clear drains and decide to use remainder as top up for future wines
    Last edited by lockwood1956; 26-03-2008, 10:55 PM.
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  • #2
    Prune Juice wine????????

    Getting an outside loo put in for the day then?



    Good job it's a joke... I hope!

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    • #3
      funny as ****, nice one dude. For anyone concerned DO not follow this recipe, it's just a gag.
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      • #4
        ROFLMAO

        And there was I thinking you were being serious.............
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        • #5
          Sounds good. Would probably pair well with cheese dip or chocolate cake !

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