the recipe for the wine to be judged at GrapeFest 2008 is as follows:
DAY1 Place prunes in primary add sugar citric acid and raisins Stir and leave for 24 hours add yeast and cover
DAY2 Stir must...feel slightly queasy
DAY3 Stir must...feel even more queasy
DAY4 Stir must...stomach cramps
DAY5 rack to secondary..........involuntary muscle spasms
DAYS 6-10 more of the same
DAY11 check S.G. feel need to buy fresh underwear
DAY16 stabilize feel need to avoid sneezing
DAY21 bottle take sneak preview taste later in day have explosive toilet episode
DAY32 re-bottle due to unsightly sediment take sneaky taste later in day blame unearthly smells on the dog
DAY42 again rebottle due to smell permeating through glass take sneak taste later in day dog points at YOU regarding smells
DAY48 buy new underwear rehouse dog who by this time is making fun of you constantly
DAY52 cat moves out
DAY62 win gold medal in winemaker mag competition
DAY73 confuse panel of experts in blind taste test who all swear it is a Rioja
DAY102 use to clear drains and decide to use remainder as top up for future wines
Prune Juice Wine
DAY1 Place prunes in primary add sugar citric acid and raisins Stir and leave for 24 hours add yeast and cover
DAY2 Stir must...feel slightly queasy
DAY3 Stir must...feel even more queasy
DAY4 Stir must...stomach cramps
DAY5 rack to secondary..........involuntary muscle spasms
DAYS 6-10 more of the same
DAY11 check S.G. feel need to buy fresh underwear
DAY16 stabilize feel need to avoid sneezing
DAY21 bottle take sneak preview taste later in day have explosive toilet episode
DAY32 re-bottle due to unsightly sediment take sneaky taste later in day blame unearthly smells on the dog
DAY42 again rebottle due to smell permeating through glass take sneak taste later in day dog points at YOU regarding smells
DAY48 buy new underwear rehouse dog who by this time is making fun of you constantly
DAY52 cat moves out
DAY62 win gold medal in winemaker mag competition
DAY73 confuse panel of experts in blind taste test who all swear it is a Rioja
DAY102 use to clear drains and decide to use remainder as top up for future wines
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