Tight Geordie

[Duffbeer]

Woohooo I received the first entries for the Pontefract show this morning, and from who else but our very own Bobby.
Talk about tight, first thing that I noticed was his letter had no stamp, it had been done on his works franking machine, secondly I noticed there was no S.A.E enclosed, then after reading his entries I noticed a little note at the bottom saying "cheque to follow" .

Now hear this Mr Morton no cheque, no S.A.E then there's NO bloody tickets !!!!

[Zebedee]

Does he squeak when he walks ?

[Duffbeer]

Well as a matter of fact he does, but I always put that down to his shoes needing some oil.

[Darren]

Sounds to me like you could be better getting cash i bet he pays it all in copper bags ( Only kidding bob silver coins accepted as well )

[NorthernWiner]

My my... tighter than a gnat's chuff.

[Her Lushness]

C'mon guys, be nice here, perhaps it was his OCD kicking in that distracted him and made him forget to put in the SAE...

[NorthernWiner]

Well now, I have to admit to occasionally sending a personal letter at the company's expense.

[lockwood1956]

Get your entiries in early he says

"mutter mutter"

so i know numbers he says

"mutter mutter"

can give him the cheque later and pick up my entries by hand think I

"mutter mutter"

some people are never happy

"mutter mutter"





GIT!


just wanted to be first in, and didnt have my cheque book with me (never carry it)