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  • What exactly is in wine?

    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine - and those who don't.




    As a famous German once said, 'In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.'




    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.




    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.




    Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health




    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh*t.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service
    Virtual Wine Circle & Competition Co-Founder
    Twitter: VirtualWineO
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  • #2
    Originally posted by Danina View Post
    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service

    How public spirited of you O.B.E.'s have been awarded for less
    Last edited by lockwood1956; 07-08-2008, 07:37 PM.
    N.G.W.B.J.
    Member of 5 Towns Wine and Beer Makers Society (Yorkshire's newest)
    Wine, mead and beer maker

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Danina View Post

      There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service
      But of course there is a great need to offer our profound gratitude for your selfless devotion and concern for our health and well being.

      On bended knee I thank you

      (Actually I think a Damehood is the very least you deserve)
      Let's party


      AKA Brunehilda - Last of the Valkaries

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      • #4
        I think you should be the minister of health. Now I know why i love drinking wine.
        Getting better with age just like wine

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        • #5
          Originally posted by lyntom54 View Post
          I think you should be the minister of health.
          That would be a conflict of interest.

          Remember that Danina gets to look deep inside of us all.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by P cuthbert View Post
            That would be a conflict of interest.

            Remember that Danina gets to look deep inside of us all.
            I wonder if she can tell who is a drinker of what? Is there any solid evidence?
            Hootus est

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            • #7
              Being of German descent I will believe what this famous person has been quoted as saying. But then, I like the quote and would believe it anyway.

              I need no other reason to enjoy my fruity wisdom fermentation.
              Hootus est

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