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  • I need a bigger house

    Bl**dy silly hobby, this.

    I have run out of room.

    The cupboard under our stairs has three racks with a capacity of about 120 bottles. It's almost full.

    There are 30+ recently-corked bottles on our dining table (I've been told we might need the table over the next few days).

    Our little spare bedroom has a fermenter in it, containing my first batch of sparkling wine.

    The other spare room now has 65 jars of honey in it

    My office has 5 DJs in it, in addition to all my work kit. Oh, it'll soon have a 5 gal fermenter in it too.

    The kitchen is currently full of bottles being cleaned.

    My shed is full (and I MEAN full) of empty bottles.

    My garage contains about 35 gallons of wine in various stages of ageing/clearing etc., in addition to all my winemaking kit. And three more kits.

    There is a 90 bottle wine rack kit in our hall, waiting to be assembled and placed in a cupboard I'm having made for the dining room.

    I honestly can't remember why I thought it'd be a good idea to make wine.

    Pete the Instructor

    It looks like Phil Donahue throwing up into a tuba

  • #2
    I'm glad that I'm not the only one with similar problems... I'm actually wondering how I can drink all the wine I've got, so that I've then got room to make more...

    Mr Lush is scared to open cupbaords in case more DJs or bottles leap out at him!
    HRH Her Lushness

    Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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