Glossary of Winemaking Terms

[goldseal]

... an alternative view of things ....

http://www.thewinepages.org.uk/glossary.htm

[Rich]

That's given me a chuckle..

Bottle : Handy glass device for keeping the wine in one place, and for stopping it from getting on the carpet. Also the act of placing newly made wine into such a device.

also, aroma...

[spritzer]

Hehehehe


But who is "Tom" that has a few references ??

[spritzer]

And this sounds about right too

Vintage : The time when the wine was made. In the real world, this is the year... In our world it is the month. Also: any wine bottled more than two months ago is described as "vintage".

[Tuco]

I like this one..

Yeast : A plant that motivates religious behaviour. Numerous rituals are performed to promote its happiness and well-being. It eats sugar and creates alcohol. It is thus the centre of attention of all your efforts.