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  • You know you've been spending too much time making wine when ....

    .... you go out to eat and take your hydrometer with you.



    Who's next?
    Pete the Instructor

    It looks like Phil Donahue throwing up into a tuba

  • #2
    you swirl and sniff your coffee in the morning (and for that matter.....everything else you drink also!)
    N.G.W.B.J.
    Member of 5 Towns Wine and Beer Makers Society (Yorkshire's newest)
    Wine, mead and beer maker

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    • #3
      ... when you wake up with a start in the middle of the night if the fermenter in the next room misses a beat ....
      Pete the Instructor

      It looks like Phil Donahue throwing up into a tuba

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      • #4
        ......when you can't walk past the juice ailse in the Supermarktet without looking in and planning another batch
        N.G.W.B.J.
        Member of 5 Towns Wine and Beer Makers Society (Yorkshire's newest)
        Wine, mead and beer maker

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        • #5
          ....when you are on Lidl's newsletter email list, hoping for fermentable bargains (guilty)
          N.G.W.B.J.
          Member of 5 Towns Wine and Beer Makers Society (Yorkshire's newest)
          Wine, mead and beer maker

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          • #6
            .... when your house is listed as the local bottle bank
            Let's party


            AKA Brunehilda - Last of the Valkaries

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            • #7
              .... when most of your clothes have gone to Oxfam to make room in the wardrobes for wineracks
              Let's party


              AKA Brunehilda - Last of the Valkaries

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              • #8
                You justify all the wine you make on the grounds of the money saved, but you ALSO justify the purchase of a £250 machine to bottle it on the grounds of convenience
                Pete the Instructor

                It looks like Phil Donahue throwing up into a tuba

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                • #9
                  You panic when your stock gets below 100 bottles.
                  Let's party


                  AKA Brunehilda - Last of the Valkaries

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                  • #10
                    Your carbon footprint makes the news.
                    National Wine Judge NGWBJ

                    Secretary of 5 Towns Wine and Beer Society

                    My friends would think I was a nut, turning water into wine....... Lyrics from Solsbury hill by Peter Gabriel

                    Member of THE newest wine circle in Yorkshire!!

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                    • #11
                      You sit laughing at all the above coz you can identify with them ALL!
                      HRH Her Lushness

                      Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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                      • #12
                        ... You have specific "wine making" clothes
                        Insecure people try to make you feel smaller.

                        Confident people love to see you walk taller

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                        • #13
                          When you make a job out of a hobby to cut expenses. (Guilty)
                          http://www.winensuds.com/ Gotta love this hobby

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                          • #14
                            You can't go to visit anywhere new without first checking if there's a HBS close by, or en route...
                            HRH Her Lushness

                            Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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                            • #15
                              ... the waiter brings you a bottle, and you put your thumb over the end and shake ....
                              Pete the Instructor

                              It looks like Phil Donahue throwing up into a tuba

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