Limerick comp

[Cellar_Rat]

I know - very silly - but let's put a smile on a grey day!

Heres my first go..

There was a young man from Gedney
Who made a shocking Merlot
Acidic and tart
With nose like a fart
But it did set his belly aglow

You never know we might find the next poet laureate in our ranks !!

[SiSandrine]

Winemaking we do in our leisure
Mostly we do it for pleasure
But let it be said
Wine goes to your head
If taken in too large a measure


I'll be back (later)

[lockwood1956]

I once knew a fellow named Sweeney
Who spilled some gin onto his weenie.
Then just to be couth
He added vermouth
And slipped his lady friend a martini.

[NorthernWiner]

Hey, that sounds pretty infraction-worthy to me, Bob.

[malcmackenzie]

I once knew a fellow named Sweeney
Who spilled some gin onto his weenie.
Then just to be couth
He added vermouth
And slipped his lady friend a martini.

Mmmmmmm ...... shaken not stired?