Funny Wine Quotes

[Cellar_Rat]

Let's see how big we can get this thread and have a laugh at the same time.

I will make a start...

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. There is clearly room for more wine !!

[Abervin]

I cook with wine..... somtimes I even add it to the food!

[oliver90owner]

From CJJBerry: Definition of vinegar -wine which has 'gone wrong'.

[Gardener Tom]

Euro-Itchy and Scratchy Land Ticket Attendant: Hello? Itchy & Scratchy Land, open for business! Who are you to resist it, huh? Come on, my last paycheck bounced! My children need wine!

[Cellar_Rat]

Alcohol is not the answer it just makes you forget the question

[SleepyDave]

Alcohol is not the answer it just makes you forget the question

Alcohol!!! - The reason I get up every afternoon!

[Cellar_Rat]

NICE one !

The whole idea of this thread (for me) was to give everybody a giggle - that certainly hit the spot.

[Cellar_Rat]

Coffee keeps me busy until it acceptable to drink wine

[lockwood1956]

Alcohol is not the answer.......its the question....the answer is YES!

[Cellar_Rat]

I tried cooking supper with wine tonight - didn't go so well after five glasses forgot I was even in the kitchen

[Abervin]

Good grapes! Is it wine o'clock already!

[Uncleboobot]

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. George Burns

[Cellar_Rat]

Don't forget to get a bottle for mum on Mother's Day-remember you're the reason she drinks !

[lockwood1956]

Don't buy a drink for the road....the road is already laid out (Flip Wilson)

another of his but not wine related but wanted to share

70 year old lady to an official at LAX Airport

If you can fly this plane at 600 miles an hour in the dark, and find Los Angeles......you can find my bag!

[Cellar_Rat]

Wine, cheaper than Botox and paralyses more muscles.