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  • #16
    I have enjoyed great health at a great age because everyday since I can remember I have consumed a bottle of wine except when I have not felt well. Then I have consumed two bottles... Bishop of Seville
    Gluten free, caffeine free, dairy free, fat free – you gotta love this red wine diet!

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    • #17
      Off topic I know but..

      HUNG LIKE
      A FINDUS LASAGNE
      Gluten free, caffeine free, dairy free, fat free – you gotta love this red wine diet!

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      • #18
        Reality is an illusion that occurs due to a lack of wine.
        Gluten free, caffeine free, dairy free, fat free – you gotta love this red wine diet!

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        • #19
          Quote from Larry Grayson
          Beer before wine and you'll be fine
          Wine before beer and you'll feel queer
          Either way. Oh what a gay day!
          Life would be better if I could brew it as fast as we drink it!

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          • #20
            A sign outside a US wine bar:

            Wine
            Now cheaper than gas.
            Drink. Don't drive.

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            • #21
              At my age I need glasses.

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              • #22
                The secret to enjoying a good wine:

                1). Open the bottle to allow it to breathe.

                2). If it does not look as though it is breathing, apply mouth to mouth.

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