Bloody Birds

[medpretzel]

Danina, Bob is a Geordie and therefore as tight as a gnat's a**.

.... interesting!

About 20 years into the future from now……………

Bob ponders for a moment wondering what happened to all the birds, picks up his wine glass and exclaims “At least we have plenty of wine”.

The End

Let the birds have a grape, ya tight wad

Hmmm, in only 20 years? Wow, Bob's own little biotope. Very funny!!!

[Hippie]

Yep...Sounds about right!

[lockwood1956]

Just too funny dude


made me forget my monster hangover for a moment

regards
bob

[Richard S]

Heads I post it on Wine Press, tails I don't................

<tosses coin>

[Mamgiowl]

I trust it came down 'heads'?

Tee hee hee

[Richard S]

You don't think it would have come down tails do you?

[jake47]

About 20 years into the future from now……………

The sun shines brightly over Lockwood manor. So much Carbon Dioxide has been produced by Bob’s fully automated winery that West Yorkshire now enjoys its own Mediterranean style micro climate where a steady 28c is the norm.

Around his garden, the bananas are ripe, a few coco nuts litter the lawns and the rest of the tropical fruits are doing well and the vines are weighed down with masses of fat grapes.

So what could be so wrong with this idealistic scene? Birds have all but become extinct! The few that escaped Bob’s traps flew south to the barren, arctic like wastelands of Doncaster where food is more plentiful.

^^^^^ haha thats so funny Richard

[Mamgiowl]

You don't think it would have come down tails do you?

Nah, I knew you had a double-headed coin

[Aristaeus]

Grape quest...

Bob;

What happened to your quest for grapes, earlier this Fall?

[lockwood1956]

We got some Italian grapes

http://www.winesathome.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=1224

http://www.winesathome.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=1287

[Richard S]

A little birdy tells me that the avian vermin ousted by Bob have nicked Karl's grape crop.

[Mamgiowl]

And is this Bob?

And is this Karl?

[lockwood1956]

I've also lost some of my crop, i think the resident squirells have removed some of the netting allowing the birds in....


grrrrrr

[Duffbeer]

A little birdy tells me that the avian vermin ousted by Bob have nicked Karl's grape crop.

Yes they have, every single one of them within a week... b*****ds!!!

And is this Bob?

And is this Karl?

Absolutly

[Mamgiowl]

Yep, bloody squirrels, I hate the damn things. They have gnawed their way into my very expensive fruit cage and chewed (not eaten, I wouldn't have minded if they'd at least just had enough to satisfy their hunger) right through the strawberry bed, strewn raspberries all over the ground and decimated the blueberries. To add insult to injury they have planted acorns all over the place too. Without constant vigilance I'd have a forest in there.

And don't get me started on the damage they've done to the eaves trying to get into the house!

Very expensive vermin IMO